Friday, July 7, 2017

When Hobbi Drowned the Cat

Our new kitten, Cameo, has fleas. This horrifying discovery was made by Pippin yesterday. Today Hobbi took it upon herself to rid poor Cameo of her tormentors.

She had a good motive, but alas, knows nothing about bathing animals. She also did not take stock of our supplies. We have no shampoo, no flea comb, and no flea collar. Thus, no way to properly wash her, no way to remove any fleas we found, and no way to keep her flea-less once she's been cleansed.

Regardless of all these things, and many others, Hobbi proceeded to shove the kitten into the sink, douse her thoroughly, and scrub her with a new toothbrush.

This did nothing but aggravate poor Cameo, who is no longer speaking to us.

Hopefully tomorrow we shall give her a better version of a bath, but I fear Cameo has been taught to fear water and shall never forgive us for this trespass against her.


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